// STEP 01HIDE
Every peen you place is a mission. 100 in the bag = 100 missions.
100 PEENS / $30EVERY HIDE IS A MISSION20MM — POCKET A HUNDREDRARES ARE A BONUS, NOT THE POINTHIDE. FORGET. RE-HIDE.OPERATION TINY RICHARD100 PEENS / $30EVERY HIDE IS A MISSION20MM — POCKET A HUNDREDRARES ARE A BONUS, NOT THE POINTHIDE. FORGET. RE-HIDE.OPERATION TINY RICHARD
// DROP 003 — 100-PACKEst. 2026
HIDE IT.
FORGET IT.
LET CHAOS DO THE REST.
One bag. 100 tiny peens. 100 missions waiting to be deployed.Hide them in toolboxes, lockers, golf carts, your boss's drawer. A few rare pulls hide inside the bag — that part's a bonus.
- ▸ 20mm tall
- ▸ 100 per bag
- ▸ $30 flat
- ▸ 100 missions per bag
// 01 — THE PREMISE
One bag.
A hundred missions.
- Open it.100 peens. A handful of rares hiding in there somewhere.
- Pick a target.Toolbox. Locker. Glovebox. Boss's mug. Pew range.
- Deploy.Every peen you hide is a mission logged.
- Disappear.Walk away. Don't tell anyone. Days. Weeks. Months.
- Found.Someone gets targeted. Now it's their mission to hide it again.
// SCALE — ACTUAL SIZE
20MM.
Smaller than a quarter. Light enough to pocket a hundred. Big enough that finding one in your toolbox ruins your whole afternoon.
- HEIGHT20 mm
- WEIGHT< .6 g ea.
- MATERIALFilament
- PER BAG100 units
25¢
QUARTER · 24mm
PEEN · 20mm// 02 — THE LOOP
HOW THE
GAME WORKS
// STEP 01
// STEP 02DISCOVER
Finding one means you've been targeted. Welcome to the game.
// STEP 03RE-HIDE
Once you've found it, the mission is yours. Hide it somewhere worse.
// 03 — WHAT'S IN THE BAG
BONUS
LOOT INSIDE
Most of your 100 are assorted colors — the workhorses, the ones you actually hide. The Rares, Chromes, Golds and Mythics are surprises buried in the bag. Pull a Legendary? Hide it somewhere legendary.
80%×80Assorted · 80/pack
Common
The workhorse mix. 90 assorted peens — white, red, blue, pink, orange — for blanketing the wild.
6%×6Black>25% · 6/pack
Rare
Worth a double-take when someone finds one in their glovebox.
8%×8Silver · 8/pack
Epic
Bragging rights. Hide it somewhere it'll be photographed.
6%×6Gold · 6/pack
Legendary
Most bags won't have one. If yours does, the hide better be.
~1 in 10×chaseGlow · chase/pack
Mythic
Photograph it first. Then hide it like it owes you money.
// Odds are per-pack averages. Variance is the point. Guaranteed Common, Rare + Legendary.
// 04 — FIELD REPORTS
LEGENDARY
HIDING SPOTS
Every photo is a real hide submitted by an operator. There's one peen in each shot. Find it, then go do better.
// SPOT 01
Tool Box
// SPOT 02
Dirt Bike
// SPOT 03
Office Desk
// SPOT 04
Golf Cart
// SPOT 05
Gym Locker
// SPOT 06
Fishing Boat
// 05 — MISSION CARDS100 MISSIONS PER BAG
EVERY HIDE IS A MISSION.
HIDE IN A VEHICLE✕HIDE AT A CAMPSITE✕HIDE AT A WEDDING✕HIDE AT A GOLF COURSE✕HIDE IN A TOOLBOX✕HIDE IN A BOSS'S OFFICE✕HIDE IN A FRIDGE✕HIDE ON A JOB SITE✕HIDE IN A GAS STATION BATHROOM✕HIDE AT THE IN-LAWS✕HIDE IN PIT LANE✕HIDE IN A GOLF CART✕HIDE ON A SKI LIFT✕HIDE IN A GYM LOCKER✕HIDE ON A PORTA-POTTY SHELF✕HIDE IN AN AIRPORT RENTAL CAR✕HIDE IN A VEHICLE✕HIDE AT A CAMPSITE✕HIDE AT A WEDDING✕HIDE AT A GOLF COURSE✕HIDE IN A TOOLBOX✕HIDE IN A BOSS'S OFFICE✕HIDE IN A FRIDGE✕HIDE ON A JOB SITE✕HIDE IN A GAS STATION BATHROOM✕HIDE AT THE IN-LAWS✕HIDE IN PIT LANE✕HIDE IN A GOLF CART✕HIDE ON A SKI LIFT✕HIDE IN A GYM LOCKER✕HIDE ON A PORTA-POTTY SHELF✕HIDE IN AN AIRPORT RENTAL CAR✕
// 06 — HALL OF FAME
THE
COMMUNITY
WALL
Photo of your drop. Approved ones go on the wall.
BEST WORKPLACE HIDE47d
@dirtbag.dan
#01000
MOST EVIL HIDE12d
@grease_monkey
#02373
LONGEST UNDISCOVERED213d
@anon
#03746
LEGENDARY DISCOVERY1d
@cap.steve
#05119
// THE 100-PACK$30 · 100 UNITS · 20MM
BAG #00400
// 07 — THE PRODUCT
THE
100-PACK.
One bag. 100 little peens. 100 hides waiting to happen. 20mm tall, matte 3D-printed, ready for deployment.
Some are rare. Some are very rare. You won't know until you open the bag — that part's the bonus, not the pitch.
// Pick your pack$30
// What's in the bag100 units
- 80Common
- 6Rare
- 8Epic
- 6Legendary
- chaseMythic
// How many bags100 units total
1 BAG
Max 10 bags per order. Recruit a crew, split the haul.
// Total
$30.00
$30/bag · free shipping in canada
- ✓ 100 PEENS PER BAG
- ✓ 20MM 3D-PRINTED
- ✓ MATTE BLACK PACKAGING
- ✓ FOIL-STAMPED LOGO
- ✓ 100 MISSIONS PER BAG
- ✓ MISSION INSERT + STICKERS
// THE UNBOX
1 BAG.
100 PEENS. ∞ MISSIONS.
Matte black bag. Foil-stamped logo. "Mission Accepted" insert. Sticker for your toolbox. Then a hundred or fifty tiny peens, ready for deployment.
// 08 — JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD
NEW MISSIONS.
RARE DROPS.
LEGENDARY FINDS.
A direct line to new missions, fresh hiding spots, and the legendary finds the community keeps pulling off.
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